Sunday Bumper Sticker – 1

Stumble upon devine din ce in ce mai folositor. Il folosesc de ceva vreme, dar abia acum vreo luna mi-am dat seama cat de util poate fi. Gasesti uneori niste chestiuni de nici nu iti vine sa crezi..

Astazi, pentru ca e duminica, sa bagam ceva glume:

Five days a week, my body is a temple. The other two, it’s an amusement park.
Beer is now cheaper than gas. Drink, don’t drive!
Faster than a speeding ticket.
I’m schizophrenic and so am I.
I thought I was indecisive; now I’m not so sure.
I love animals. They’re delicious.
I didn’t climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.
So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
Fishermen don’t die, they just smell that way.
Say “NO” to drugs. That will bring the prices down.
Jesus loves you. But I’m his favorite.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
I’m Canadian. It’s like being American, but without the gun.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

Mai urmeaza, duminica viitoare

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